Presidential Debate Rap (Spaceship Excellent Episode 5)

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This translation of the first Presidential Debate was discovered on the same frequency as the regularly scheduled Spaceship Excellent transmissions. (OBAMA) You said that the war in Iraq would be quick. You were wrong. So was Dick. You said there would be W M Ds. You were wrong. There was nothing to see. You said theres no violence for Shia and Sunni. You were wrong. Wheres our money? You said that wed be greeted as liberators. You were wrong. Now they hate us. (MCCAIN) Must I remind you were winning the war in Iraq? Well gain victory and come back. The surged worked well, we are back we are strong, You thought it was a mistake and you were wrong. If Iran gets a nuke, its an existential threat to the region. Nuclear winter tis the season. Your plan to attack in Iran is naïve. It all needs to start with getting people to believe. (OBAMA) The way to relate is through open communications, conversations, even with hostile nations. Always preparations but not necessarily pre conditions. You should be a better listener, to Kissinger. (MCCAIN) You cant sit across from a crazy regime, over tea, and legitimize the deaths that it seeks. For Israel, it is real, as for Putin youll see. If you look in his eyes you can read K G B. (OBAMA) We are at a de fining mo ment in history, We must move swiftly, To recover our economy, From a legacy, of George W, now in trouble to the tune, Of Seven Hundred billion. (MCCAIN) For the 700 bill, vote yes I will, thats apparent weve got a package thats transparent. This isnt the beginning of the end. Its the end of the beginning. It will take time for the winning. (OBAMA) Any bail out needs oversight, isnt over night, those who pay should be getting something back alright. No free bee goes to the C E Os, with their fat bill folds, Parachutes arent made of gold. (MCCAIN) Debt will only be ending by curbing our spending, but its not insurmountable. Those who fail must be accountable. We cannot simply shrug, earmark spending is a gateway drug. You plan on spending $800 billion on new pro grams, you dont understand, pork barrel spending man. Me, I cut straight to the bone, thats reality, Ive never been elected Miss Congeniality. (OBAMA) Tax cuts start from the bottom up, Cover ninety five percent, Main street pays rent. Priorities start with energy, independence, Solar, wind, and un invented, Oil wars get ended. (MCCAIN) It was my decision for a commission after 9/11 May the victims rest in heaven. Ive got experience: Bosnia, Somalia, Kosovo. National security, what about that do you know? (OBAMA) We are less respected now than we were 8 years ago. But were still the greatest country on the earth, this I know. ABOUT SPACESHIP EXCELLENT The musical Spacemen are on a mission to explore the galaxy of the United States in search of the leader of the solar system. They travel in a spaceship bus, a mobile laboratory used for inspecting foreign towns and inhabitants. The viewpoints they collect become raw material for their live shows, where their experience becomes one with their audience. The mission will culminate in the nations capital on Election Day, when the new leader will be named. This is a tour of cosmic proportions that is soon to become the worlds first ever Interactive Rockumentary. Each venue and person they meet on the way will set the stage for this cultural phenomenon, and they want you to be a part of it. ALL ABOARD. http://spaceshipexcellent.com

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